Chewers Keepers, Human!

Human!  What now?

No.  It’s my shirt.

 

Hank's Shirt 1

How many shirts do you need anyway, Human?

 

Do I need to explain the Hangers Rule to you again?

I’m starting to have my doubts that humans have bigger brains than hedgehogs.

Pay attention:  Anything not on a hanger is mine.

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Hank's Shirt 2

Tasty.

 

This one had some black in it so I tried it on for size.

I liked it so I chewed holes in it.  Chewers keepers!

Yes, Human, that’s another rule.

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Hank's Shirt 3

The pen is mightier than the sword, Human.

 

The rules according to the International Hedgehog Association.  Look them up.

I have to get back to blogging now, Human.

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Hank's Shirt 4

Definitely my color.

 

Besides, it looks better on me.

The SPCA that’s who!

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Hank's Shirt 5

Quills up!

 

Jailbreak tonight.

Nothing.  I wasn’t talking to you, Human.

Peace out.

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17 thoughts on “Chewers Keepers, Human!

  1. All in the name of liberty
    Got to be free….

    Everything that is left on the floor is officially declared chewable.
    There was a precedent setting case of dogs/hedgehogs v. humans a few years back.
    My dog has used this against me for years.

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    • You understand, bro! This life with the blankets and mealworms on demand is not terrible. Not really, but freedom is where it’s at! I can feel my quills getting soft, man.

      I’ll get myself a copy of that precedent. This shirt was on the bed and not the floor, but I can work with it. Humans have hangers for reasons, right?
      Ha! Your dog must still have his wolf DNA.

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  2. Wait. Hank? Is that you? Pretending to be on the humans WordPress login.
    Brilliant.
    I say order those racy hedgehog movies and metal albums quick before she finds out.
    Just in case the jailbreak plan is foiled.

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