Human! What now?
No. It’s my shirt.
Do I need to explain the Hangers Rule to you again?
I’m starting to have my doubts that humans have bigger brains than hedgehogs.
Pay attention: Anything not on a hanger is mine.
This one had some black in it so I tried it on for size.
I liked it so I chewed holes in it. Chewers keepers!
Yes, Human, that’s another rule.
The rules according to the International Hedgehog Association. Look them up.
I have to get back to blogging now, Human.
Besides, it looks better on me.
The SPCA that’s who!
Nothing. I wasn’t talking to you, Human.