Human! What now?
No. It’s my shirt.
How many shirts do you need anyway, Human?
Do I need to explain the Hangers Rule to you again?
I’m starting to have my doubts that humans have bigger brains than hedgehogs.
Pay attention: Anything not on a hanger is mine.
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Tasty.
This one had some black in it so I tried it on for size.
I liked it so I chewed holes in it. Chewers keepers!
Yes, Human, that’s another rule.
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The pen is mightier than the sword, Human.
The rules according to the International Hedgehog Association. Look them up.
I have to get back to blogging now, Human.
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Definitely my color.
Besides, it looks better on me.
The SPCA that’s who!
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Quills up!
Jailbreak tonight.
Nothing. I wasn’t talking to you, Human.
Peace out.
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Hank the Hedgehog 
I’m surprised Hank isn’t riveted to the TV watching the Royal Wedding.
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Are you watching? It’s not really my cup o’ tea.
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No. But a partner and her mate are, in the next room, and I’m experiencing royal leakage.
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Rocking guitar solos will help with that.
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All in the name of liberty
Got to be free….
Everything that is left on the floor is officially declared chewable.
There was a precedent setting case of dogs/hedgehogs v. humans a few years back.
My dog has used this against me for years.
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You understand, bro! This life with the blankets and mealworms on demand is not terrible. Not really, but freedom is where it’s at! I can feel my quills getting soft, man.
I’ll get myself a copy of that precedent. This shirt was on the bed and not the floor, but I can work with it. Humans have hangers for reasons, right?
Ha! Your dog must still have his wolf DNA.
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I think you’d like my dog Hank. He’s named after Bowie, likes to chew stuff, always plots his escape, and usually hams it up for the camera.
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Bowie! Great name. Maybe he’ll try his paw at blogging.
He’s welcome to stop by tonight. There will be movies, music, maybe a leisurely unsupervised stroll outside….
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Wait. Hank? Is that you? Pretending to be on the humans WordPress login.
Brilliant.
I say order those racy hedgehog movies and metal albums quick before she finds out.
Just in case the jailbreak plan is foiled.
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Ixnay on the Ordpressway.
Nothing to read here human.
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Props, bro.
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Yeah it’s me Hank! Turns out it’s pretty easy to hack a human’s account.
Good thinking! I’m on it!
Another jailbreak plan foiled! Nope, tonight’s the night. But just in case.
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Chewers keepers? I’ve got to try that.
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The same principle will work for humans too! The key is to stand your ground.
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On all fours?
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With humans that could be even more persuasive. The element of surprise!
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LOL..(spits on self)
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