Tongues Are for Licking, Human!

What?  Oh it’s you, Human.

What?  No.  I’m busy.

I’m busy with these hedgehog treats, if you must know.

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Oh, it’s you again

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Yes, they are hedgehog treats.  They’d make great shot glasses, come to think of it.

Why do I have to explain everything?

Everything was made for licking, Human.  That’s why tongues were invented.

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Why would anyone put candles in salt, anyway?

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Himalayan salt candles, what?  Nah, you need to get out more, Human.

These taste different…. Kinda like that tavern in Tijuana… oh man, what was her name?

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Mmmm… all kinds of salty goodness

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Hey, bro!  You made it!  Up here.  Did you bring the tequila?

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Up here, man!

Peace out.

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