What? Oh it’s you, Human.
What? No. I’m busy.
I’m busy with these hedgehog treats, if you must know.
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Yes, they are hedgehog treats. They’d make great shot glasses, come to think of it.
Why do I have to explain everything?
Everything was made for licking, Human. That’s why tongues were invented.
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Himalayan salt candles, what? Nah, you need to get out more, Human.
These taste different…. Kinda like that tavern in Tijuana… oh man, what was her name?
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Hey, bro! You made it! Up here. Did you bring the tequila?
Peace out.
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At Sammy Hagar’s birthday bash he dedicated Mas Tequila to his party animal buddy Hank.
Now it all makes sense.
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Great guy, Sammy. He introduced me to mescal way back when.
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Humans just think of us as adorable balls of quills. There is so much more. Horatio Hedgehog
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Sing it, brother! Good to know you’re holding your own with the humans, Horatio. Stay strong!
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Hank
one of your groupies here……where are you? I missed your crazy way of hedge talking! Hi Danica
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