Tongues Are for Licking, Human!

What?  Oh it's you, Human. What?  No.  I'm busy. I'm busy with these hedgehog treats, if you must know. . Yes, they are hedgehog treats.  They'd make great shot glasses, come to think of it. Why do I have to explain everything? Everything was made for licking, Human.  That's why tongues were invented. . Himalayan … Continue reading Tongues Are for Licking, Human!

Roses Are Red

Roses are red I'm a quill-shakin' love-quakin' hedgehog, it's true Those treats look tasty Are you making me walk all the way over to you?     .