Tongues Are for Licking, Human!

What?  Oh it's you, Human. What?  No.  I'm busy. I'm busy with these hedgehog treats, if you must know. . Yes, they are hedgehog treats.  They'd make great shot glasses, come to think of it. Why do I have to explain everything? Everything was made for licking, Human.  That's why tongues were invented. . Himalayan …

Roses Are Red

Roses are red I'm a quill-shakin' love-quakin' hedgehog, it's true Those treats look tasty Are you making me walk all the way over to you?     .  

Chewers Keepers, Human!

Human!  What now? No.  It's my shirt.     Do I need to explain the Hangers Rule to you again? I'm starting to have my doubts that humans have bigger brains than hedgehogs. Pay attention:  Anything not on a hanger is mine. .     This one had some black in it so I tried …

Chasing Matilda

Hey, how's it going?  Hank the Hedgehog here.  What's going on in your world? Me?  I dig this chick, Matilda.  I brought her imported mealworms and a ball thing with bells in it. Going all out, right?  I'm moving closer for a whisker tickle and what does she say? I've heard about you. Yeah.  Then, …

I Wanna Be Your Hedgeho-o-oggggg!

Humans!  Non-humans!  The Your Song Community Collaboration is finally here!  I've got some tasty tracks lined up for you.  Not just any tracks, either. The evolution of hedgehog songs The best hedgehog songs are right here, starting with Rufus Thomas.  Thomas was a hip cat hog who wrote this song when he was strolling around …

Humans! Non-Humans! Guess What?

Yeah, got my own blog. Finally, man. Help yourselves to the mealworms, spiders and crickets. Running and jumping all over the keyboard is exhausting, man.     Peace out. ~ Hank the Hedgehog .